orang indonesia ke AMERICA

Ada orang Indonesia, Bejo namanya, yang lagi jalan-jalan ke New York. Tiba-tiba ditodong ama preman New York.

Preman: Gimme your money...u bloody Asian!!!

Bejo : eee....delicious aja...you think easy find money ya??? done tired half dead, you delicious-delicous ask money from me!!!
(eee...enak aja..lu pikir gampang cari duit ya? udah setengah mati, lu enak2 minta duit dari g!!!)

Preman: ??*#@$%?? what???...i dont care Gimme your money!!! (sambil nodongin pisau)

Bejo : Ouch Gold....pity me donk...economy again down...if no money, children wife eat what??...
(aduh mas....kasianin g donk...ekonomi lagi turun...kalau gak ada duit, anak istri makan apa?)

Preman: WTF!!...what in hell is he talking about??
(sambil nusuk pisau ke perut si indo)

Bejo : unlucky you...later i become ghost, feel it you I touch touch!!
( sialan lu..nanti g jadi hantu, rasain lu gue gerayangin)